if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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