Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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