I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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