summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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