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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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