Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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