yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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