you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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