Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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