We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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