Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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