everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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