All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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