I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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