im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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