Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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