There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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