It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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