Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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