How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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