that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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