Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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