i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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