You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
