After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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