Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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