Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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