I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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