Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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