I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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