The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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