So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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