i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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