why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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