with your own penis?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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