I will die if light touches me.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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