i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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