So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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