By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i came on her dog
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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