He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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