I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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