hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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