I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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