on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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