WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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