No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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