lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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