The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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