I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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