We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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