They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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