franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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