That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Do plants get herpes?
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