She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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