Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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